yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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