We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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