Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He's on the porch naked. Help.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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