is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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