in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just cropdusted the office
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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