hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I am spending my child support on dildos
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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