This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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