i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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