Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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