question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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