sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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