There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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