More tranny stories later!
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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