He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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