I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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