There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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