How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Randomize
