You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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