At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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