So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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