I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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