I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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