This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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