operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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