shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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