ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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