Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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