He is such a slut. More and more my type.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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