my mouth tastes like poor choices
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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