What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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