He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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