i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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