How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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