Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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