I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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