i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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