Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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