So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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