can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
