I seem to have left my pride at pride
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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