yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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