Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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