I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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