I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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