Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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