I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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