forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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