Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
birth control should be required to get into college
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
All the doctor said was why
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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