how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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