I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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