she was so not down for the gang bang
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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