You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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