Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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