I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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