Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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